PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like